mdevil-êóí 2010-07-12 11:14:34
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You can't say 'Happiness' without saying 'penis' ;D
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qt 2010-07-12 13:47:51 #
¸ãë¸öê¸é í¸ ¸÷¸ò í¸êò¸ ¸ ã¸â¸ð¸ò ï¸ò¸ì ê¸ê ì¸ð¸ê¸ñ¸-ï¸íä¸ñ¸
- boy, I need some onion
- sorry, mam, we don't have onion at the moment
- I don't care, I need some onion
- but mam, we don't have onion in the market right now
- you don't understand me, I need some onion
- well, mam, lets check your english. How many letters "p" in the word "apple"?
- two
- right, mam. and how many letters "t" in the word "letter"?
- two
- right mam. and how many "fuck" in the word "onion"?
- but there is no "fuck" in "onion"
- right, mam, there is NO FUCKING ONION

êò¸ í¸ï¸í¸ë - onion - ¸ò¸ ê¸ðë¸ã
ßòàñóêà Íàêîìîäå 2010-07-12 15:11:21 #
êò¸ í¸ï¸í¸ë - onion - ¸ò¸ ç¸ðí¸. í¸ ¸ë¸ ö¸ì¸íò.
Êðàçè Íèìàøûíû 2010-07-12 15:19:56 #
¸ù¸ò¸¸ øò¸ onion=¸í ¸ ¸í=¸ ¸ ì¸é áð¸ò-ä¸á¸ë.í¸ ¸ë¸ í¸ò.
Êðàçè Íèìàøûíû 2010-07-12 15:26:50 #
you can't say "ô¸ò¸ëüí¸é ê¸í¸ö" without saying "lethal dick"
Ìåäâåäú 2010-07-12 16:12:21 #
ï¸ì¸¸ì¸ ˸ò¸ëüä¸ê - í¸ò ò¸ê¸â¸ ¸ì¸í¸
sceptic 2010-07-12 17:03:21 #
͸ïð¸â¸ëüí¸.

Ïð¸â¸ëüí¸ ò¸ê:
You can't say 'Happiness' without saying 'pines' ;D
sceptic 2010-07-12 17:03:48 #
Ò¸ê-ò¸!
Êàäæèáîáåð 2010-07-12 20:13:56 #
⸠í¸ðê¸ì¸í¸ øò¸ë¸????
åáîêêî 2010-07-12 20:45:35 #
í¸ò
õçâö 2010-07-12 21:02:06 #
felicity
Êðàçè Íèìàøûíû 2010-07-12 23:12:24 #
í¸ðê¸ì¸í¸.øò¸ë¸.net.
í¸ ¸ë¸ ¸ í¸ çí¸¸
¸ ê¸íò ñ¸é "÷¸ðí¸¸ ñ¸ñí¸" â¸ç¸¸ò ñ¸¸íã "ï¸í¸ñ í¸ãð¸"
Ðäôìóò 2010-07-13 01:39:31 #
You can't say ôð¸ç¸ í¸ ¸íãë¸ø¸ without "Ñâ¸í¸ä¸ì¸í ò¸á¸ ç¸á¸í¸ë, ¸òâ¸÷¸é í¸ ç¸ã¸äê¸"
Íàóì Ïðèõîäÿùèé 2010-07-13 08:07:41 #
¸ò äæâ¸ ã¸ä¸ õ¸÷¸ ñïð¸ñ¸òü ¸æ¸.
¸ò ï¸÷¸ì¸ ñâ¸ðõ¸ | Ñò¸ò¸ñ | , ¸ ñí¸ç¸ | Status |?
ϸöê¸æ¸ò¸ êò¸ çí¸¸ò ñï¸ñ¸á¸ ï¸æ¸ë¸ñò¸ ïð¸ñò¸ò¸ ¸çâ¸í¸ò¸.
ï¸ò¸ì¸ øò¸ ôò¸¸ðé ñò¸ò¸ñ ôò¸¸ðé â ¸òë¸÷¸¸ ¸ò ï¸ðâ¸ã¸, ¸÷¸â¸äí¸æ¸æ
Ìåäâåäú 2010-07-13 09:38:32 #
¸ë¸ âä ¸ñë¸ ê¸ò¸¸ö ç¸éä¸ò ñ ê¸ò¸éñê¸ ô¸¸ðô¸ãç¸ì
¸ ¸í¸â¸ ò¸ëüê¸ ¸ð¸ãë¸ô¸ ¸çäü â ê¸ìüïü¸ò¸ð¸ í¸ ¸ ë¸ò¸í¸ í¸ïð¸ì¸ð
¸ ò¸ãä¸ ¸æ¸ ¸í í¸ ïð¸÷¸ò¸¸ä "ñò¸ò¸ñ"
¸ øò¸ ¸ì¸ ä¸ë¸äü? í¸ ¸í ò¸ãä¸ ïð¸÷¸ò¸¸ä "status" âí¸ç¸!
â¸ò ê¸ê çä¸ð¸âñê¸ ïð¸ä¸ì¸í¸! ñï¸ñ¸á¸ Ñâ¸ðñò¸é㸠Ѹéò¸ã ç¸ â¸áäâ¸í¸ë¸ç¸ö¸¸!
Áèïîêîò 2010-07-13 09:54:41 #
ĸ, ê¸ò¸¸ö ç¸éä¸ò ïð¸÷¸ò¸é¸ò "status" âí¸ç¸, ¸ ¸ì¸ ñò¸í¸ä ï¸í¸òí¸é, âñ¸ ñò¸í¸ä çí¸÷¸ò¸ëüí¸ ï¸í¸òí¸é.
Íàóì Ïðèõîäÿùèé 2010-07-13 10:09:24 #
ñï¸ñ¸á¸ ï¸æ¸ë¸ñò¸, ¸â¸æâ¸ì¸ ê¸ëë¸ã¸ ç¸ ð¸çâ¸ðí¸ò¸é ¸òâ¸ò øò¸ ê¸ò¸éö¸ âñ¸ á¸ä¸ò çí¸÷¸ò¸ëüí¸ á¸ë¸¸ ï¸í¸òí¸. Ò¸ï¸ðü ìí¸ ñò¸ë¸ çí¸÷¸ò¸ëüí¸ á¸ë¸¸ ï¸í¸òí¸ ï¸÷¸ì¸ ñâ¸ðõ¸ ¸ ñí¸ç¸ ñò¸ò¸ñ ð¸çí¸é.
Ìåäâåäú 2010-07-13 10:58:43 #
ò¸ ¸ù¸ í¸ ï¸çí¸ë âñ¸ ïð¸âä¸!
í¸ Ñ¨¨¨¨Ì¨Ì ä¸ë¸ - ñò¸ò¸ñ ¸ä¸í¸ê¸ â¸é ââ¸ð õ¸¸ âí¸ç¸!
¸ò¸ ò¸á¸ ò¸ëüê¸ ê¸æ¸òñ¸ ÷ò¸ ¸í¸ ð¸çë¸÷¸¸òñ¸
â¸ðí¸¸, âí¸øí¸ ¸í¸ ê¸í¸øí¸ ð¸çë¸÷¸¸òñ¸, í¸ âí¸òð¸íí¸!
ò¸¸ñü, âí¸òð¸, ò¸¸ñü í¸ò.
ò¸¸ñü ô¸íêö¸ ¸í¸¸¸¸ëüí¸! ¸í¸ ð¸çë¸÷¸¸òñ¸! í¸ò, í¸¸á¸ð¸ò ¸ õ¸÷¸ ñê¸ç¸òü.
¸í¸ ð¸çë¸÷¸¸òñ¸ â¸áù¸ì ê¸ê â¸ä¸ø, í¸ ¸ñë¸ ò¸ê¸òü - ò¸ ¸äí¸ õ¸éí¸.
í¸ ò¸¸ñü âñ¸ð¸âí¸ ââ¸ð õ¸¸ ë¸âí¸ç ò¸ê¸òü, ï¸ë¸÷¸ø ¸äí¸!
¸ñë¸ í¸ïð¸ì¸ð ïð¸ø¸ë ¸ ò¸á¸ í¸ä¸ ò¸ëüê¸ ¸äí¸â¸ (¸ ¸ò¸ ¸äí¸ - í¸ ï¸â¸), ò¸ ì¸æí¸ ò¸ê¸òü ââ¸ð õ¸ë¸âí¸ç.
ßòàñóêà Íàêîìîäå 2010-07-13 11:32:36 #
¸ â¸ò ¸æ¸ äæâ¸ ã¸ä¸ õ¸÷¸ òêí¸òü â ñò¸ò¸ñ¸ ¸í¸âð¸ì¸í¸.
í¸ ò¸ê¸ ¸ ì¸í¸ í¸ ï¸ë¸÷¸¸ö¸.
â¸ðí¸¸ ï¸ë¸÷¸¸ö¸, í¸ í¸ ï¸ë¸÷¸¸ö¸ ¸í¸âð¸ì¸í¸.
Íàóì Ïðèõîäÿùèé 2010-07-13 11:55:28 #
¸ ï¸äê¸ë¸÷¸ë ê ñâ¸¸é ¨ÂÌ âò¸ð¸é ì¸í¸ï¸ë¸ò¸ð ò¸ï¸ "ì¸ø" øò¸á¸ ï¸ë¸ë¸ñü ¸äí¸âð¸ì¸íí¸ í¸æ¸òü í¸ | Ñò¸ò¸ñ | ¸ | Status | ͸ ï¸ê¸øò¸ í¸ ï¸ë¸÷¸ë¸ñ. ϸë¸÷¸ë¸ñ ê¸íôë¸êò ¸ñòð¸éñòâ. ʸê ê¸íôë¸êò ç¸ê¸í÷¸ö¸, ¸ ¸á¸ç¸ò¸ëüí¸ ñ¸¸áù¸ øò¸ ï¸ë¸÷¸ë¸ñ.
Íàóì Ïðèõîäÿùèé 2010-07-13 11:57:34 #
͸ " ï¸ë¸ë¸ñü" áë俏ä, ¸ "ï¸ë¸÷¸ë¸ñ"!!11
ßòàñóêà Íàêîìîäå 2010-07-13 11:59:30 #
¨, ͸¸ì, ì¸í¸ ò¸ê¸é ¸ìí¸é ì¸ñëü í¸ ï¸ñ¸ò¸ë, ñ í¸ò¸ðï¸í¸¸ì æä¸ ð¸çð¸ø¸í¸¸ ê¸íôë¸êò¸.
Ñï¸ñ¸á¸ ï¸æ¸ë¸ñò¸.
Áèïîêîò 2010-07-13 12:15:16 #
¸ä¸ì¸ í¸ ï¸ë¸ë¸ñü, ¸ ï¸ë¸ì¸øü, ä¸ì¸¸, ä¸ ¸ æä¸ äæâ¸ ã¸ä¸ ð¸çð¸ø¸í¸¸... ç¸á¸ë ê¸ê¸â¸
Áèïîêîò 2010-07-13 12:27:51 #
ϸ÷¸ò¸ë ¸ â¸ø¸ ¸ç¸ñê¸í¸¸, ï¸ø¸ë ä¸ë¸äü ¸êñï¸ð¸ì¸íò, â õ¸ä¸ ¸êñï¸ð¸ì¸íò¸ ⸸ñí¸ë øò¸ ¸ä¸áí¸¸ âñ¸â¸ ¸äí¸âð¸ì¸íí¸ ï¸æ¸ì¸òü ñð¸ç¸ äæâ¸ ñ¸ñüê¸, ïð¸âä¸ ÷¸ñò¸ ê¸íôë¸êò¸ í¸¸çá¸æ¸òü ÷¸ò¸ ì¸ðä¸ñ¸ ï¸á¸ë¸â¸¸ä.
Ìåäâåäú 2010-07-13 12:40:43 #
¸ ï¸æ¸ì¸í¸¸ ñò¸ò¸ñ¸ ¸ ñ¸ñ¸ã ð¸ç⸠ê¸íãð¸¸íòí¸ ¸ïð¸¸ö¸¸?
ï¸ì¸¸ì¸, ï¸æ¸ì¸í¸¸ ñ¸ñ¸ã - â ë¸á¸ì ïð¸ñòð¸íñò⸠¸ï¸ð¸ö¸¸ ¸íâ¸ð¸¸íòí¸, ÷¸â¸ í¸ì¸ã¸ ñê¸ç¸äü ¸ ï¸æ¸ì¸í¸¸ ñò¸ò¸ñ¸.
ïð¸âä¸, ñïð¸â¸äë¸â¸ñò¸ â¸âñ¸ìì¸ð¸ ð¸ä¸, ïð¸ ï¸æ¸ì¸í¸¸ ñò¸ò¸ñ¸ ¸ â¸ïù¸ í¸÷¸â¸ í¸ì¸ã¸ ñê¸ç¸òü.
Áèïîêîò 2010-07-13 22:39:54 #
ϸïð¸á¸â¸ë ï¸æ¸òü ¸äí¸âð¸ì¸íí¸ ñò¸ò¸ñ äæâ¸ ð¸ç¸, äëæ¸ ê¸íãð¸¸íòí¸ñò¸, ï¸ê¸ í¸ ï¸ë¸÷¸ë¸ñü, í¸ ë¸ö¸ ê¸íôë¸ãò, ¸ ì¸ðä¸ñ¸ ò¸ê ¸ á¸ë¸ò, âñ¸ò¸ê¸ ñ¸ñüê¸ ï¸æ¸ì¸òü ¸äí¸âð¸ì¸íí¸ ê¸í¸øí¸ ì¸æ¸ ¸ í¸ê¸íãð¸¸íòí¸ í¸ ò¸ê¸ ïð¸¸òí¸é ÷¸ì ñò¸ò¸ñ, ù¸ò¸¸
Ðâóí ×åõëîâ 2010-07-13 23:43:59 #
You cannot say "ñâ¸ëê¸" without saying "¸ëê¸".
͸ ï¸éì¸, ï¸÷¸ì¸ ì¸ñòí¸¸ ñâ¸ëê¸ã¸ë¸ê¸ ä¸ ñ¸õ ï¸ð í¸ ç¸ì¸ò¸ë¸...
êñò¸ò¸ä¸, ê¸ãä¸ ¸æ¸ ñâ¸ëê¸ï¸¸íê¸? Ãä¸ - ¸ò¸ ï¸í¸òí¸, ¸ Ѹñò¸ð Áë¸ññ.
Êðàçè Íèìàøûíû 2010-07-14 22:59:56 #
ïü¸íê¸ á¸ä¸ò ê¸ãä¸ ¸í¸ ï¸ð¸ñò¸í¸ò â ê¸øê¸ ¸òð¸íí¸¸ í¸÷¸íê¸ ä¸á¸âë¸òü.
ïåëüìåøêî 2010-07-15 16:25:29 #
>> You can't masturbate without hands
I can.
Íàóì Ïðèõîäÿùèé 2010-07-15 18:04:05 #
ï¸ëüì¸øê¸, ê¸ê??!!1
õ¸¸ì ¸á ê¸ñ¸ê, í¸?
Ðâóí ×åõëîâ 2010-07-15 18:32:34 #
Ǹê¸ç¸òü ϸë¸â¸ëê¸ ææ¸ò.
¨ Ḡá¸ç ï¸äñê¸çê¸ í¸ ä¸ã¸ä¸ëñ¸.
Êðàçè Íèìàøûíû 2010-07-16 01:48:12 #
¸ù¸ò¸¸,ϸê¸ç¸òü ç¸ë¸â¸ëê¸ ì¸ã ï¸äñì¸òð¸òü ¸ë¸ ¸â¸ä¸òü ñë¸ä¸ ¸ä¸ð¸â ¸á ê¸ñ¸ê,︸ò¸ì¸ ¸ ä¸ã¸ä¸ëñ¸
ôåâðàëü 2022-09-03 14:09:24 #
ï¸í¸ñ ¸ ï¸í¸ñ ¸ò¸ ¸äí¸ ¸ ò¸ æ¸?
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