×. Áóðåê 2008-11-27 23:26:01
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ϸð¸ö¸ò¸ì¸êñ¸ôð¸ç¸á¸íäð¸í¸¸ì¸ö¸í.

http://ru.youtube.com/watch?v=JlmEc8rd_Nw
æàæà 2008-11-28 00:57:35 #
¸÷¸ð¸ ¸òü¸áí¸é ê¸ï¸ï¸ñò¸ í¸ ñâ¸ëê¸.
RUmkO 2008-11-28 03:03:20 #
¸òü, ¸ 츸 ê¸ï¸ï¸ñò¸ êò¸ò¸ ç¸õ¸â¸ë =(
RUmkO 2008-11-28 03:11:07 #
ñö¸ê¸ ñâ¸í¸ä¸ì¸í ç¸õ¸â¸ë, âñ¸ð¸âí¸ ç¸ï¸ñò¸!!!


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¨Ò, âñ¸ì äæ¨ä¸¸ì ¸á¸ç¸ò¸ëüí¸ ê¸ ôò¸ê¸í¸¸!

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ç¸ ¸ò¸ ¸ í¸ñ á¸í_____________________________|_ĸð¸
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í¸ëüç¸ RUmkO â í¸ðê¸ì¸í!_______________________|_Unwaiter
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ÛÍÃÝ 2008-11-28 03:35:34 #
*ĨÐƨ بÔÒ*

¨Ò¨ ¨Õ¨¨Ò¨ËÜͨ ¨Ä¨Í¨Ä¨Í!!!!!!
BadMf 2008-11-28 08:25:06 #
Ǩ רҨ Ï - ШÑϨÊÒ!!!!
sceptic 2008-11-28 12:29:15 #
Ïð¸ì¸ ï¸ð¸ö¸ò¸ì¸êñ¸ôð¸ç¸á¸íäð¸í¸¸ì¸ö¸í. Ïð¸ì¸ ï¸ð¸ö¸ò¸ì¸êñ¸ôð¸ç¸á¸íäð¸í¸¸ì¸ö¸í, ñ¸ê¸!
sceptic 2008-11-28 12:31:17 #
Êñò¸ò¸, ë¸ä¸, ê¸ò¸ð¸¸ ¸ç¸÷¸¸ò ï¸ð¸ö¸ò¸ì¸êñ¸ôð¸ç¸á¸íäð¸í¸¸ì¸ö¸í - ï¸ð¸ö¸ò¸ì¸êñ¸ôð¸ç¸á¸íäð¸í¸¸ì¸ö¸í¸â¸ä¸.
Äóðî 2008-11-28 13:22:24 #
¨ ë¸ä¸ ê¸ò¸ð¸¸ Ḹòñ¸ ï¸ð¸ö¸ò¸ì¸êñ¸ôð¸ç¸á¸íäð¸í¸¸ì¸ö¸í¸â¸ä¸â - ï¸ð¸ö¸ò¸ì¸êñ¸ôð¸ç¸á¸íäð¸í¸¸ì¸ö¸í¸â¸ä¸ô¸á¸. :(
Àíóííàõú 2008-11-28 13:37:40 #
ë¸ï¸ï¸ì?
Mr. Poh 2008-11-28 13:56:46 #
¨ ãä¸ ï¸ð¸ö¸ò¸ì¸êñ¸ôð¸ç¸á¸íäð¸í¸¸ì¸ö¸í¸ñï¸ñ¸¸ä¸â¸ä¸ô¸ã¸?
valen 2008-11-28 15:32:43 #
ç¸í¸ì¸ò¸ëüí¸¸ í¸ä¸ë¸ ¸¸¸ò¸á¸ í¸ ñâ¸ëê¸?
valen 2008-11-28 15:34:17 #
ììì, ÷¸ò¸ ï ñò¸ë¸ ð¸á¸ò¸òü. +2 ê ð¸ñï¸êò¸ ĸð¸, +4 ê ñê¸ëë¸, +2.....
grasskiler 2008-11-28 18:00:26 #
¸ ë¸ä¸, ê¸ò¸ð¸¸ ¸ç¸÷¸¸ò ¸ò¸á — ¸ò¸á¸ô¸ã¸
ÕÇ êòî íà ëèíèè 2008-11-28 19:30:08 #
ϸð¸ö¸ò¸ì¸êñ¸ôð¸ç¸á¸íäð¸í¸¸ì¸ö¸í. ʸê ï¸ð¸ö¸ò¸ì¸ë æ¸, áë¸í.
ÛÍÃÝ 2008-11-28 03:39:13 #
ð¸ç¸÷¸â¸¸ì ñë¸â¸:

Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
It’s our brand new wonder drug we think you’ll find enticing,
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin!

Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay

The BNF has twenty thousand different drugs to take,
So we thought, “What could we produce to give you all a break?”
A drug that could treat anything from leprosy to SARS,
And you can give it in the mouth, IV or up the arse.

It’s Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
It can cure the common cold and being struck by lightning.
Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin!

Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay

We tested it on animals and none of them survived,
But that’s OK cos when we wrote the paper up we lied.
It first choice for MI, MS and even for ME and COPD, HIV, PE and DVT

Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
It reverses impotence and makes you good at fighting,
Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin!

Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay

There are some minor side effects and some are not that rare,
Like nausea, vomiting and losing all your hair,
And heart attacks, becoming gay and growing extra breasts,
But it’s fucking cheap, and hey, this is the NHS.

Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
There are cures for everything from AIDS to pubic lice in
Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin!

Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay

Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
We make it from the cerebellar cortex of a bison.
After that it undergoes some polygenic splicing,
Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin!

Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay

Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
It makes you smart as Einstein and as muscular as Tyson.
It brings an end to all that pharmacology revising,
Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin!

Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay

Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
We sell lots in Japan cos it’s the antidote to ricin.
The minister of health we hear will shortly be advising
Take Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin!
Û 2008-11-29 02:52:10 #
ò¸ì¸ BNF, IV, MI, MS, ME, COPD, HIV, PE, DVT ¸ NHS í¸ ð¸ñêð¸ò¸
×. Áóðåê 2008-11-29 18:36:48 #
¨íã¸, í¸¸æò¸ ñ¸ì ð¸ç¸áð¸ë ¸ ç¸ï¸ñ¸ë? ¸ âñ¸ ¸ò¸ ¸ááð¸â¸¸ò¸ð¸ ò¸ê ¸ í¸ ð¸ñø¸ð¸ë í¸ ñë¸õ
ÕÇ êòî 2008-11-30 22:14:32 #
í¸, ¨í㸠ïð¸ñò¸ ñï¸ì¸ð :-P
ÕÇ êòî 2008-11-30 22:14:58 #
í¸ ñ¸ì¸ì ä¸ë¸ ¸í ÷¸ñò¸ë êë¸â¸¸ò¸ð¸
BNF, British National Formulary - ¸ô¸ö¸¸ëüí¸é ô¸ðì¸ê¸ë¸ã¸÷¸ñê¸é ñïð¸â¸÷í¸ê ¸ë¸ê¸áð¸ò¸í¸¸;
IV, Intravenous - âí¸òð¸â¸íí¸é (¸ ñï¸ñ¸á¸ ââ¸ä¸í¸¸ ïð¸ï¸ð¸ò¸);
SARS, Severe acue respiratory syndrome - ò¸æ¸ë¸é ¸ñòð¸é ð¸ñï¸ð¸ò¸ðí¸é ñ¸íäð¸ì, ¸çâ¸ñòí¸é ò¸êæ¸ ê¸ê ¸ò¸ï¸÷í¸¸ ïí¸âì¸í¸¸;
MI, Myocardial infarction - ¸íô¸ðêò 츸ê¸ðä¸;
̨, Myalgic encephalomyelitis - ñ¸íäð¸ì õð¸í¸÷¸ñê¸é ¸ò¸ì븸ì¸ñò¸;
MS, Multiple sclerosis - ð¸ññ¸¸í¸é ñêë¸ð¸ç;
COPD, Chronic obstructive pulmonary disease - õð¸í¸÷¸÷¸ñ길 ¸áñòð¸êò¸âí¸¸ á¸ë¸çíü ë¸ãê¸õ;
PE, Pulmonary edema - ïë¸âð¸ò, ¸ë¸ Pulmonary embolism - ¸ìá¸ë¸¸ ë¸ã¸÷í¸é ¸ðò¸ð¸¸;
DVT, Deep vein thrombosis - â¸ð¸ê¸ç;
HIV, Human immunodeficiency virus - â¸ð¸ñ ¸ìì¸í¸ä¸ô¸ö¸ò¸ ÷¸ë¸â¸ê¸.

Ò¸ê-ò¸!
Û 2008-12-02 14:16:20 #
¨¨¨Á¨! Ñï¸ë¸ë ôñ¸ ¸íòð¸ã¸ ((
Û 2008-12-02 14:16:58 #
¸ IV í¸ ì¸æ¸ò á¸òü Intervaginus? ))
Û 2008-12-02 14:17:45 #
¸ïñ intravaginous
Û 2008-12-02 14:28:44 #
ʸê ñòð¸íí¸. ϸìí¸, ¸ò¸ï¸÷í¸é ïí¸âì¸í¸¸ Ḹë¸ñü ê¸ê ¸ãí¸, ï¸ò¸ì¸øò¸ ¸÷¸íü ¸ï¸ñòí¸ñò¸ ¸ òð¸äí¸¸çë¸÷¸ì¸ ¸ â¸ñ¸ê¸â¸ð¸¸òí¸é ë¸ò¸ëüí¸é ¸ñõ¸ä. ¨ 丸ãí¸ç "Ò¨ÐÑ" ìí¸ ñò¸â¸ë¸ ð¸ç 10, í¸â¸ðí¸¸.
¨ ¸ù¸ - ò¸ì¸ NHS ò¸ê ¸ í¸ ð¸ñêð¸ò¸.
ä¸ áë¸äü
NHS, National Health Service - ã¸ñ¸ä¸ðñòâ¸íí¸¸ ñ¸ñò¸ì¸ çäð¸â¸¸õð¸í¸í¸¸ â ¸ë¸ê¸áð¸ò¸í¸¸. Ò¸ê-ò¸!

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